Top 10 Weird Relationships I've Had

10. Ryan- it lasted 3 days
9. Sean- we were best buddies as kids when we lived next door to each other, we dated as adolescents for two weeks, I was ashamed because I was two years older than him
8. Dustin- my adorable redhaired ex (who I should have never dumped-where the hell am I going to find another redheaded boy?), people thought we were brother and sister and it made them sick to watch us kiss
7. Eddie- we never actually broke up
6. Donald- I will never forget his announcement that he was uncircumcised on the bus home from school (and neither will anyone else), knocked me to the floor in the school hallway so hard that my vision went black when my head hit the floor
5. anonymous- we flirted for years without ever actually going out
4. Brian- he was fresh out of the seminary, and I was sick over it (but I'm not the reason he left)
3. James- I got engaged three months into a relationship and left him two months later
2. Glenn- I was with him 10 months, but I never really knew who he was because he was such a pretender
1. Joey- a long distance thing with a20 year old when you're 25 will not work