Dark Haired Guys vs Red Haired Guys

So who is hotter, the red haired boys or the dark haired boys? Hmm...it really depends. Not all red haired boys are hot. Then again, neither are all dark haired boys. Dark haired boys tend to have the whole mysterious thing going on. Red haired boys tend to be nice and funny. But a hot red haired boy might top even the hottest dark haired boys, just because it's not the norm. I don't like guys who are too boy next door or pretty in a boring way or generic looking. Any guy I really wind up liking has got to be obviously unique.
Of course, I wind up with a different crush every few weeks. So one might say all of this is pointless. Dark haired guys are usually who I date. In fact, I've only dated one red haired boy. But I would so like to meet a straight, single, red haired Irish Catholic boy who would find me attractive. That is like the ultimate boy dream for me. I can't help it. I have red hair, so who better for me than a red haired boy?
But anyway, red haired boys are rare, so I will probably wind up dating dark haired men from now until the day I get married or die.
But, dear reader, if you know a straight, single, red haired Irish Catholic boy, send him my way.